As completed by UTR!Henry, totally meta.
Do you like it rough or sensual? My mood changes, though I'd probably prefer "vigorous" to "rough".
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? The opposite sex, thank you.
How often do you like to have sex? As often as I can manage.
Is sex a top priority for you? It's up there, certainly.
Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Sometimes, though there's just too many fun positions to narrow my options so much.
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Would a groupie be a complete stranger? Yes? Then often, but not as often as before.
How do you feel about one night stands? I'm certainly not opposed to them.
How many one night stands have you had? I have to count?
What's your favorite position?"Doggy" fashion, although a modified missionary is a close second.
Where's your favorite place to have sex? The bed in my condo in Las Vegas, or on the tour bus.
Do you prefer to make love or fuck? My mood changes.
Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Yes, though I'm surprised how many modern women seem to also find it stimulating.
How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed? If making love, then a good long while. If fucking, then little to none.
Do you get off first or do they? Do you care? I do prefer that my partner(s) come before I do, so I try to make it a point. I'm rarely disappointed.
Do you like kissing during sex? Oh, yes, very much so.
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? I'm more of a groaner and growler.
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet? Loud, to be sure. I always did like cheers and adulation.
Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)? Only in that I have an appreciation for various shapes and sizes.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? Eighteen. Seventeen, if you count my voyage to this time as a youngster when I made love to Gabriella.
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? I have to count?
What does your favorite foreplay include? A lot of kissing, fondling, an exchange of oral favours.
Do you ever play with yourself during the act? Occasionally, between positions, just to keep things up.
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person? My moods change.
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it? On the giving end only, and yes.
When and where was your wildest sex ever? We were playing a concert in Dallas, and after the show, Charles and I were somehow dragged to a sorority house full of female fans and...
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? Part of me wishes that Gabriella might one day join in my escapades, but most of me would never want her to "lower" herself so.
Have you ever done porn? I've caught a few partners attempting to record video of our trysts, but so far I've been able to keep everything off the internet.
Have you ever have sex for money? No.
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you? No.
Is the sex still good when you're cheating? If the sex is good at all, it's good, period.
During sex... what are you thinking about? My pleasure and my partner(s)' pleasure.
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first? Top.
How many positions do you like to do during one episode? Sometimes just one, sometimes a half dozen.
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner? I strive to every time.
Could you live without sex? I suppose I could survive.
How often do you find sex boring? Never.
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you? Making love can be more than an hour. Fucking as little as five minutes.
Do you like to perform oral sex? Yes, I quite like knowing how much pleasure I can give a woman.
Do you like to receive oral sex? Definitely.
Have you ever taped yourself in the act? No, see my response above about "doing porn".
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some? Yes, yes, yes... see my response above about the sorority house.
Have you ever had interracial sex? Yes.
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom? Yes, by a number of roommates, mothers and the odd boyfriend.
Have you ever had sex while at work? If you can count backstage of a concert as "at work", then yes.
Have you ever had sex while at school? No, I finished my tutoring before being crowned.
What is something that you would never consider doing? Being with a man.
Have you ever had sex on drugs? Yes.
Would you ever have sex in public? I have.
What's your biggest turn on? Willingness, and affection or admiration for myself.
Do you spit or swallow? See my response above about never being with a man.
How many times have you gotten off in one night? Five, I think.
Would you let other people watch you have sex live? I have.
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend? I have. See my response above about the sorority house once more.
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f? Yes, I took Charles' fiancée's virginity.
Do you ever have sex in the shower? Often.
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it? In a... what do they call them? A "jolly jumper".
What was the biggest age difference with a partner? Almost fifteen years, I believe.
Do you feel you are up to par in bed? Hah. Very funny.
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70? Between modern medicine, plastic surgery and Viagra, I'm sure of it.
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments? I was overpowered by a young woman I outweighed by at least two stone.
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion? Fifteen, or so? Alex, please confirm?
Do you like to be completely naked or clothed? It depends on the situation.
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht? On mine and on others'.
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at? See my response above about the "jolly jumper".
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back? Yes and while the back is the most convenient, I've done all of the above.
Do you were protection as often as you should? Probably not, though I am diligent about tests and checkups.
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of? No, but I have a number of children by women I've never personally slept with. It's a long story.
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18? Yes.
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you? Younger, generally.
What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)? Enough to help determine gender, not so much as to look awkward or distended.
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you? In a light, playful way, yes.
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? No.
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? The "best" sex? No. The most meaningful? Yes. Gabriella Montez.
If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be? Gabriella.
Do you like it rough or sensual? My mood changes, though I'd probably prefer "vigorous" to "rough".
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? The opposite sex, thank you.
How often do you like to have sex? As often as I can manage.
Is sex a top priority for you? It's up there, certainly.
Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Sometimes, though there's just too many fun positions to narrow my options so much.
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Would a groupie be a complete stranger? Yes? Then often, but not as often as before.
How do you feel about one night stands? I'm certainly not opposed to them.
How many one night stands have you had? I have to count?
What's your favorite position?"Doggy" fashion, although a modified missionary is a close second.
Where's your favorite place to have sex? The bed in my condo in Las Vegas, or on the tour bus.
Do you prefer to make love or fuck? My mood changes.
Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Yes, though I'm surprised how many modern women seem to also find it stimulating.
How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed? If making love, then a good long while. If fucking, then little to none.
Do you get off first or do they? Do you care? I do prefer that my partner(s) come before I do, so I try to make it a point. I'm rarely disappointed.
Do you like kissing during sex? Oh, yes, very much so.
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? I'm more of a groaner and growler.
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet? Loud, to be sure. I always did like cheers and adulation.
Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)? Only in that I have an appreciation for various shapes and sizes.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? Eighteen. Seventeen, if you count my voyage to this time as a youngster when I made love to Gabriella.
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? I have to count?
What does your favorite foreplay include? A lot of kissing, fondling, an exchange of oral favours.
Do you ever play with yourself during the act? Occasionally, between positions, just to keep things up.
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person? My moods change.
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it? On the giving end only, and yes.
When and where was your wildest sex ever? We were playing a concert in Dallas, and after the show, Charles and I were somehow dragged to a sorority house full of female fans and...
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? Part of me wishes that Gabriella might one day join in my escapades, but most of me would never want her to "lower" herself so.
Have you ever done porn? I've caught a few partners attempting to record video of our trysts, but so far I've been able to keep everything off the internet.
Have you ever have sex for money? No.
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you? No.
Is the sex still good when you're cheating? If the sex is good at all, it's good, period.
During sex... what are you thinking about? My pleasure and my partner(s)' pleasure.
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first? Top.
How many positions do you like to do during one episode? Sometimes just one, sometimes a half dozen.
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner? I strive to every time.
Could you live without sex? I suppose I could survive.
How often do you find sex boring? Never.
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you? Making love can be more than an hour. Fucking as little as five minutes.
Do you like to perform oral sex? Yes, I quite like knowing how much pleasure I can give a woman.
Do you like to receive oral sex? Definitely.
Have you ever taped yourself in the act? No, see my response above about "doing porn".
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some? Yes, yes, yes... see my response above about the sorority house.
Have you ever had interracial sex? Yes.
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom? Yes, by a number of roommates, mothers and the odd boyfriend.
Have you ever had sex while at work? If you can count backstage of a concert as "at work", then yes.
Have you ever had sex while at school? No, I finished my tutoring before being crowned.
What is something that you would never consider doing? Being with a man.
Have you ever had sex on drugs? Yes.
Would you ever have sex in public? I have.
What's your biggest turn on? Willingness, and affection or admiration for myself.
Do you spit or swallow? See my response above about never being with a man.
How many times have you gotten off in one night? Five, I think.
Would you let other people watch you have sex live? I have.
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend? I have. See my response above about the sorority house once more.
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f? Yes, I took Charles' fiancée's virginity.
Do you ever have sex in the shower? Often.
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it? In a... what do they call them? A "jolly jumper".
What was the biggest age difference with a partner? Almost fifteen years, I believe.
Do you feel you are up to par in bed? Hah. Very funny.
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70? Between modern medicine, plastic surgery and Viagra, I'm sure of it.
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments? I was overpowered by a young woman I outweighed by at least two stone.
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion? Fifteen, or so? Alex, please confirm?
Do you like to be completely naked or clothed? It depends on the situation.
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht? On mine and on others'.
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at? See my response above about the "jolly jumper".
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back? Yes and while the back is the most convenient, I've done all of the above.
Do you were protection as often as you should? Probably not, though I am diligent about tests and checkups.
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of? No, but I have a number of children by women I've never personally slept with. It's a long story.
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18? Yes.
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you? Younger, generally.
What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)? Enough to help determine gender, not so much as to look awkward or distended.
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you? In a light, playful way, yes.
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? No.
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? The "best" sex? No. The most meaningful? Yes. Gabriella Montez.
If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be? Gabriella.